time to do some spring cleaning
*wipes crumbs off bed*
last year this kid had some water damage on this math textbook and when he turned it in at the end of the year the teacher asked him how it had gotten it wet and he looked her straight in the eye and said “from my tears”
TEXTS FROM CAS
Dean is Cas’ bitch
"I would like a cup of coffee instead of water."
"Black. Like your soul."
*gets 98% accuracy on guitar hero*
MOM get in here NOW im ready to start a band
I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I develop crushes easily.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
This is so fucking accurate though
wait a minute
this means Kevin is in heaven
with some knowledge of the angel tablet
KEVIN YOU BETTER FUCK METATRON UP
YES. Kevin Tran, you fight your way back through Heaven.
You and Bobby.
are ellen and jo in heaven cos i think they should get in on this
I’d just like to add that Pam should also be a part of this
VIVA LA REVOLUTION
the god squad
thanks for following me, let’s start arranging the marriage
|—||me after trying to do literally anything (via sextpert)|
straight sex is so weird